Diary of an eight-year old

Dear Diary,

I have begun to compile a list of the all the things I can do. Below is what I can remember so far.

1. Juggle (three balls)

2. Ride a bike standing up

3. Catch a toad

4. Balance a softball bat for over thirty seconds

5. Dig a four-foot hole

6. Shift gears when daddy is driving

7. Jump over the sidewalk to the road

8. Braid Ralph’s hair

9. Load the dishwasher

10. Double-dutch

11. Stand up when the waves come in

12. Tie my shoes

13. Write in cursive

14. Multiply, except for the 7s

15. Give Ralph a bath

16. Sign my name

17. Open a clam shell

18. Climb our tree

19. Do the tornado on the swings

20. Fold my shirts

21. Use the camera

22. Make French toast